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The High Risk Fund

Heath Bunting, manager

Investment in projects in this fund is risky, but promises extremely high dividends. Assurances of adequate funding for any project accomplished in this fund maximizes turnover and adds incentive to project participants to act quickly. This fund is managed by Heath Bunting, who has shown great staying power as a producer of high-impact cultural dividends with a sizeable oppositional punch. See also the Cultural Terrorism Agency for additional HR/HY fundraising strategies.

To workshop a project in The High Risk Fund Forum, click on its JOIN button.
JOIN FUNDS US$ NEED DESCRIPTION
Join a discussion list for project BABY
Join BABY list
high
corp
US$6000 workers
funds
"Get a famous sportswear manufacturer (or any other giant corporation) to agree, on broadcast or other public media, to sponsor the high-quality education, health care, etc. of a U.S. baby who would otherwise not have access to same--in exchange for having the baby tattooed with the company's logo in the womb or at birth." (Nearly on target.)
Join a discussion list for project GOLF
Join GOLF list
high
magx
US$50 workers
funds
"In a clandestine overnight action, replace the greens of a private golf course with edible living plants--corn, tomatoes, etc. The closer to the pro shop or clubhouse the better. Notify local food banks and media that fresh vegetable donations will be available at said courses."
Join a discussion list for project MAVI
Join MAVI list
high
0 workers
funds
"Create the Mayday Virus: A 24-hour virus that shuts down the computer on Mayday, preferable flashing a message about workers' rights and time off."
Join a discussion list for project COWS
Join COWS list
high
enviro
US$5000 workers
to anyone who can "find and administer a substance to a great number of cattle that will make their beef unfit for consumption, without harming either the cattle's health or that of potential consumers--perhaps by discoloring it."
Join a discussion list for project ATMS
Join ATMS list
high
0 workers
funds
"Make a substantial number of street cash dispensers in a large city to (periodically, on Fridays) issue the message 'Nothing for beggars on Fridays' instead of cash. This must be reported by the mass media. Preferably, this incident should take place in Russia."Ţ
Join a discussion list for project MAIL
Join MAIL list
high
US$3000 workers
for a "worker at one of the five biggest mailing and parcel delivery services who can cause several thousand large packages, addressed from one corporation to another, to be delivered instead to social welfare agencies that work with children, during a holiday like Easter or Christmas, with the name and address of the social welfare agencies replacing the originals on the packages."
Join a discussion list for project HSTN
Join HSTN list
high
US$50 workers
funds
"Charlton Heston is currently on tour with a new play. Point out flaws in current gun control policy by attending this play and shooting Heston with a metal-covered rubber-band shooter, proving how easy it is to commit a murder under current weapons laws."
Join a discussion list for project MARR
Join MARR list
high
corp
US$200 workers
funds
"Since U.S. corporations are by law U.S. citizens, it should be possible to marry one. Successfully marry an actual corporation, so that the marriage is legally binding; the event must be reported in the media."
Join a discussion list for project SITC
Join SITC list
media
high
magx
US$1000 workers
for "a worker at a news bureau to substitute several minutes of old sitcom clips for news clips during a prime-time news hour. The clips must be shown, must be seen by a large number of television viewers, and must be extensively reported on."
Join a discussion list for project CHLD
Join CHLD list
high
0 funds
"Cash in on the 'protect the children' hysteria by creating a study showing that law officers pretending to be children on the internet are encouraging or even creating child molesters. Also, show that sex offenders are using the sex offender registries to meet each other."
Join a discussion list for project GAST
Join GAST list
high
magx
enviro
US$2500 workers
for "an employee of one of the three largest car manufacturers in the U.S. who causes at least hundreds of cars to be shipped with gas tanks that have a capacity of between half a gallon and a gallon of gas only (the cars should be able to go about eighteen miles before refueling). At least some of the cars must be sold, and the media must report on it."
Join a discussion list for project LACR
Join LACR list
high
US$500 workers
funds
"A reward is being offered to any Lacrosse team that defends people's right to gather at the IMF protests in Washington DC by catching and returning tear gas canisters before they even hit the ground. Must be reported in the media."
Join a discussion list for project WN95
Join WN95 list
intel
high
US$500 workers
funds
to "alter the bootup splash screen of a popular computer operating system so that the logo of a rival company, or a rock, is displayed smashing through it instead. A worker in the assembly or testing departments of DELL, Gateway, Compaq, etc. could, after testing, overwrite the existing splash screen file with a new one, which can be provided by WTO/GATT upon request. A number of the computer/operating system must be sold thus, and it must be reported in the press."
Join a discussion list for project REAG
Join REAG list
high
US$3000 workers
funds
to "rename a major chemical weapons incineration plant after Ronald Reagan."
Join a discussion list for project NEWS
Join NEWS list
media
high
magx
US$1000 workers
for "a worker at a major metropolitan newspaper who significantly alters an issue (e.g. changes most of the article text) in an interesting way. A good number of issues must see the light of day, and the media must report on it."

Last updated:
10 February 2001
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